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I’m 193 years old, a licensed pilot, and my eyes blink sideways. I love filth and drink sludge. I haven’t bathed in 153 years. All my teeth fell out 159 years ago. Brushing them wasn’t healthy, you see. Live longer, live better! Live long like Conway!

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