Archive for June, 2011

A Seemingly REAL News Link

June 20, 2011

Your friend Conway is here, greeting readers with a terse weekend missive, posted between drinking myriad tumblers of iced sludge and tending to my lush garden of weeds. I’d be better off raising crabgrass, thistles and dandelions, rather than goddamned tomatoes, squash, corn, melons and beans, but what the fuck, I need something to do, aside from obsessing over the prices of oil, gold, silver, a bunch of other technical shit related to the bourses and the purchasing of equities, along with Dollar-Euro positions. Indeed, gardening helps me to forget about the unfolding disaster occurring in the market – most of my hard commodity positions are in the commode the sewer.
In other words, it’s again time to “trade within a position”, “sell short” and employ “dollar-cost averaging”, which is a fancy way of eventually selling off a losing position without losing your ass at the same time. A veritable shitload of expendable dough and a complete understanding of the commodity involved is required to accomplish this magic, a literal “equity alchemy” and it doesn’t always pay off in the end. I lost my ass in spades on a position a while back, 20,000 shares sold in the end for half the price invested due to a buyout; it beat losing it all, which I have on certain gas stocks.
To explain the method, one must overwhelm a losing core position with even more purchases of the same equity at a lower price, with full confidence that the equity is fundamentally valuable, and will rise due to analyzed market conditions. Then, a portion equal to the amount of equities purchased at the bottom of the losing position is sold off on a rise, five to ten percent in my case with gold, to average down the core position. Then the investor buys another amount of the same equity again on a dip, and sells that amount on a rise, sacrificing a small portion of total invested money on the “averaging” transactions, all the while moving down the average cost of the core position. When the time arrives, the core position is sold off to another fool at a profit with overall losses included; I made a pile on oil producer KOG that way a few years ago. That’s how it’s done with equities in a bear market; believe me, trading is not for the fainthearted – though the investor may want to be short at all times, there are scenarios when the investor has to go long, like I have with shares of SLW and HL.
Now, moving to the point of this post, I swear to motherfucking Christ, everything in the media these days is blatantly slanted propaganda, whether print or electronic, no matter where it comes from, but some media is more propagandistic than others. Alas, the entire American media, whether “left” or “right” leaning, is nothing but an endless parade of absolute lies, carefully packaged to resemble the truth, like a latter-day P.J. Goebbels on steroids.
You know exactly what I mean, talking heads on CNN and FOX News present for the viewer a pair of egotistical, power-mad, amoral, political gangsters, one a dimwitted, crybaby cracker, the other an arrogant, narcissistic nigger, who loathe each other intensely. That glaring FACT ignored, the two crooks smile for the cameras and “play golf” together. I wager they’d be better off playing with themselves, rather than expecting true critical thinkers to fall for such utterly contrived horseshit; I’d find Winston Churchill playing a friendly game of chess with Adolf Hitler more believable. Then we are presented with an infinitesimal blurb, briefly noting the latest jackbooted, police state thug murdering yet another innocent citizen in the name of freedom. That travesty is followed by untold minutes of idiotic flotsam, devoted to stories of drug-addled, amoral Hollywood trash, worthless, overpaid sports figures and other “human interest” inanities, cleverly designed to keep the slackjawed, mesmerized viewer from actually THINKING for theirselves.
No goddamn wonder I disconnected the cable and threw out the TV years ago. I mean really people, what the fuck is there to watch on the one-eyed bitch-box these days?
Idiotic “reality shows”, like “Hollywood Whores”, “Fat, Washed up, Brain-Dead Rock Star”, or “Silly, Divorced Blonde Bitch Who Dropped Out Too Many Goddamned Brats”?
Or sophomoric, contrived crap like:
“Dancing with the ASSHOLES”?
“American IDIOT”?
Donald Trump’s inane, UTTERLY BORING, self-serving, arrogant tripe – “The Apprentice”? Apprentice to what – a megalomanical shithead that never really worked for one day in his entire goddamn life?
Editorialized, propagandistic “news” presented by talking heads via ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, or FOX News? Who actually watches such garbage, other than drooling mongoloid idiots with nothing better to do?
Sorry, no thank you; I’ll pass on television. I knew TV was going down the goddamn toilet when they cancelled Have Gun Will Travel, Get Smart and fucking Gilligan’s Island, not to mention Star Trek, Night Court, Kolchak The Night Stalker, Ellery Queen and Cheers. Believe me, when folks like Michael Medved and Ted Koppel say contemporary television is shit – you know it is!
Therefore, I present the following link for the reader’s perusal:
This terrible Russian site is derided by those in the mainstream media and the Federal government as “Anti-American propaganda”. Come on people, if they are deriding it – it must be at least worth looking at, as I have. For the record, I neither endorse nor reject this site, it is up to the reader to make their own determination, though I will submit my opinion of, much of what their commentators say is the goddamned TRUTH, like it or not
So, enjoy the link tovarich, may it wake you up, which is my intention. Go ahead, call me a commie, or even a Nazi, lots of other clowns have done so to my face. Ask me if I fucking care.
Do svidaniya,

Anthony Weiner’s Wayward, Wily Wiener Watched Across the World

June 10, 2011

Conway here, with yet another terse, invective filled missive, devoted to examining a silly exhibitionist named Anthony D. Weiner, moron at large.
Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking crutch – talk about the idiotic race of man and his clearly self-destructive tendencies. I submit these babbling, hairless simian creatures are doomed to utter destruction by their own hand; they seemingly go out of their way to behave in an even worse fashion than the savage chimpanzees they are related to. In defense of chimpanzees, they are at least considered “lower animals” and are behaving in an instinctive fashion, based on animalistic need, much of it having to do with survival in an indifferent world. The race of man, though he refuses to admit it, is not dissimilar from chimps in reality, excepting for his larger brain, instead prefers to arrogantly put himself above the “lower animals” of earth, stating that mankind is “sentient”, “wise” and has an immortal “soul” given by god, whatever the hell that is – even while insisting on behaving exactly like chimpanzees.
The stunningly ridiculous case of US Representative Anthony D. Weiner (D-NY) is a glaring example of this phenomenon – the story of a 46 year old, hormone-driven, overaged teenager who just can’t keep his dick in his pants, or off camera for that matter. To begin, Mr. Weiner, apparently a deranged, hook-nosed Jew with severe self-esteem problems, was seemingly compelled to photograph himself bare-chested, which is no big deal in itself. However, the surreptitious photography session escalated into a clear-cut case of demonstrable autoeroticism, with a depiction of his bulging hardon protruding within a pair of gray shorts. Then, like a drooling mongoloid idiot, he sent these and other lewd photos to various unnamed females via twitter, in a clearly evident effort to humiliate himself before them, for whatever reason.
Having literally gone out of his way to create this problem for himself, Mr. Weiner, a hypocritical politician, just like the pigs, the clergy and most everyone else caught these days with their grubby hand in the cookie jar, upon discovery, immediately decided to switch, full power, into “liar” mode. He did this in a pathetic attempt to cover his lying, perverted ass, first acknowledging that the depictions could in fact be his person in a state of undress. Shortly afterward he admitted the photos were indeed depictions of his person, and that said photos had been “hacked” from his twitter account by someone intent on harming him politically. Though this could have been possible, the big question is: WHY IN THE LIVING FUCK DID THIS IDIOTIC KIKE PHOTOGRAPH HIMSELF IN SUCH A COMPROMISING FASHION IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND THEN UPLOAD THEM?
As of this writing, yet another photograph has appeared, courtesy of Mr. Andrew Breitbart of specifically, that of Anthony Weiner’s uncovered schvantz, whether his sex organ is flaccid or erect is unknown to me. I have absolutely no desire to view such a photo, and have gone out of my way to avoid doing so; it was bad enough to see his “lesser” depictions. You see, I already know what dicks look like, flaccid or stiff, due to having one myself, and much prefer to ogle cunts for whatever reason, that is when I find myself inclined to do so. Back to Herr Weiner, I candidly wager this guy is some sort of sexually arrested, bashful masturbator; considering that the perverted clown didn’t get married until he was 45 fucking years old.
Just ask yourself these pointed questions with regard to the above-described deviate: 
A) Why would anyone of sound mind desire to photograph and present for other’s perusal, his or her own genitalia, aroused or unaroused? 

B) What was the ultimate purpose behind such an action, other than deliberate, well considered, self-destruction

C) Was it done in a pathetic attempt to facilitate an illicit sexual encounter? 

D) What was Weiner attempting to prove, if anything? 

E) Was it a warped method of eliciting pity for a wretched, self-abusing pervert with too much time on his hands?

F) Rather kinky of him, don’t ya think?
At this point the story gets even better – it turns out this lewd, unrepentant, sexual pervert, Mr. Anthony Weiner, happens to be married to a paki dame named Huma Mahmood Abedin, who is a shitkicking Moslem to boot. Yeah, you read it correctly folks, a perverted sheenie is MARRIED to a shitkicker Allah worshiping raghead, who works at the US State Department as an assistant of some sort to Hilary Clinton, yet another crooked, hypocritical politician of questionable character. I always thought “Bridget Loves Bernie” was an impossible scenario, but this one takes the fucking cake – in spades! Further, according to the media, Ms. Abedin has been knocked up by her silly, perverted hebe husband Weiner, a twisted creature who delights in exposing himself, unsolicited, to female strangers via the Internet. What’s next for this guy – to be caught prowling around powder room entrances wearing nothing but navy oxfords and a goddamn trenchcoat? I mean, for Christ’s sake, Bill Clinton, Barney Fag, Newt Gingrich, Fairy Craig, Mark Foley, Rudy Giuliani and John Edwards are bad enough; we don’t need any more of this!
Anyway, after viewing several depictions of Ms. Abedin, I can almost understand as to why Weiner felt compelled to go trolling for some strange twat, though the fashion in which he did is, shall I say, rather unusual. Not as bad as Ted Bundy’s or John Hinckley’s methods of approaching females mind you, but bad nevertheless. That noted, Abedin is a rather homely female; her boss, Hilary Clinton, is a wrinkled old bag and still comes across as more attractive than Abedin ever could be, even as the ancient crone that she is. Honestly folks, I’ve seen better heads on glasses of beer, and better bodies on old Studebakers.
Now don’t for one goddamned moment be a fucking prejudicial bigot and think that I view all paki twats as ugly hags; Benazir Bhutto in her prime was a living doll, that is until she was slaughtered by her peaceful Moslem brethren over in Pakistan. Strange thing is, as far as hairless simian humanoid males go, Anthony Weiner is an average looking dude, relatively young, and he could have done a much better job in acquiring a steady sex partner, e.g., broads like Sarah Silverman or Alicia Silverstone would have been much better choices, and both are cute, kosher kikettes as well. I can’t say for anyone else, but I’d fuck either of them in a minute, but they’d say no and spoil it all, just like Christine O’Donnell would. On a tangent, I sit here idly wondering what Weiner’s mother thinks about this ridiculous debacle, assuming she is still alive. You know, Oy vey and all that shit.
Moving on, get this people – just about all the other posturing, crooked hypocrites infesting the halls of Congress have decided to condemn silly Representative Weiner, even asking for him to resign, penis and all, to make themselves appear so moraled and exemplary before the stupid, slack jawed drones comprising most of the brain-dead American electorate. I haven’t the slightest idea as to why they are doing that, considering every one of those smoothtalking bastards probably has more dirty laundry in their closets than Weiner ever could – he’s just a common, run-of-the-mill sexual pervert, juxtaposed against a contemptible cadre of vicious, overpaid, amoral gangsters that would make Bugsy Siegel or Dutch Schultz cringe in palpable terror.
Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY), for his part, has now admitted before the entire goddamn planet that he is a barefaced, motherfucking liar, a laughable, childish pervert, and most of all, a blithering crybaby, just like tearful John Boehner, Glenn Beck, and a host of other girly-men passing for males these days are. Tell me people, where in hell have the real men gone? 

You know exactly what I mean, real American men like TR, John “Black Jack” Pershing, FDRBull Halsey, George Patton, Douglas MacArthurCurtis LeMay, Harry S. Truman, or fucking JFK. I swear, FDR was a motherfucking cripple and he was more of a man than Weiner could EVER BE in ten goddamned lifetimes. I must grudgingly admit that I have more respect for dead assholes like whore-mongering pig Edward “the drunk” Kennedy, or doddering Robert “klansman” Byrd than I ever could for the current crop of despicable faggots occupying “leadership” positions these days, and I have little respect or none at all for the likes of Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd. Just look at sissies like “general” David Petraeus, who bows down and licks Moslem asshole at the drop of a hat. 

What can I say – phony, conniving bastards like the “men” of today make me want to fucking puke, and I’m just an old, sludge drinking nobody. 

In closing this piece, my cold heart of basalt pumps piss for this clown Anthony Weiner – whatever the hell happens to him, from being thrown out of Congress for being an utter fucking idiot to him blowing his own head off with a goddamn shotgun in his garage, will make no difference to me whatsoever, other than perhaps chucking to myself upon hearing the hilarious news.

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