Conway here, providing more interesting commentary for the reader regarding events in the world at large, complete with fucking foul language, insensitive racial epithets and goddamned blasphemous remarks, directed toward any and all gods, deities, devils, angels, jinns, demons and particularly the loathsome shitkicker Allah, impotent lord of the desert and all faithful Mohammedan ragheads, wherever they may be.
Unfortunately, like an ever-growing metastatic cancer, ragheads and their disgusting ilk never stay where they are supposed to be, i.e., the Middle East shithole they created, and instead seek to force themselves upon other societies, akin to wandering parasites, appropriating the host nation’s lucre via welfare and insisting upon telling others how to live, e.g., atheists, Christians, Jews, Hindus, deists, secular humanists, homosexuals, etc, etc, etc, turning the host nation into yet another shithole. It is plainly evident that Moslems are compelled from birth to act in such a fashion, i.e., behaving like intransigent, sanctimonious assholes that know everything, thanks to brainwashing applied by zealots from the time they are old enough to barely speak, together with being constantly immersed in the hate filled vitriol of their idiotic “holy” book, the Koran. How in hell people can believe and foment such idiotic nonsense in 2011 CE is beyond me – I guess you have to be there, growing to adulthood in backward societies run by power mad, delusional clerics, where Moslem males can do most anything they want, including but not limited to rapes and subsequent honor killings of those whom they rape, where women are despised for simply existing and are considered unclean, where empirical knowledge and scientific facts are considered taboo, where “infidels” and homosexuals are simply killed, and where most folks are little more than obtuse, superstitious fools who believe in ridiculous horseshit like witchcraft, demons, devils and genies.
All those “qualities” noted regarding our faithful Moslem brethren, I must confess that I, for once, at least on the surface, agree with the narcissistic, fan eared eightball sitting in the White House, in his sanctioning of the slaughter of Osama Bin Laden, that is if he actually existed and was in fact killed by Navy Seals. I shall continue to agree with Obama’s decision, if the killing was in fact ordered by him, rather than a swarthy wop and probable Mafiosi gangster named Leon Panetta, as is alleged by some sources in the media. Should that be true I will withdraw my agreement with the moolie, and instead agree with the wop’s decision, who, as history has shown, are much better hit men than niggers could ever be. Really people, who the fuck knows if one can believe anything at all anymore, especially after listening to the contradictory Goebbelsian rhetoric that endlessly pours forth like torrents of lava from the mouths of these conscienceless professional liars called politicians, together with their facilitators, the media. Anyway, it is now said by the talking heads that Bin Laden had planned to have the head nigger killed – if in fact true, boy, would that have been a fucking disaster! I mean, for Christ’s sake, Barack Obama’s bad enough, but can you imagine a President Joseph Biden? Heaven forbid, Biden barely has the brain capacity to keep his fucking heart beating, let alone run a goddamn nation, and I’m not saying that the nigger is much better, but Obama has more brains in his scrotum than Biden has in his entire body. Further, I am not saying that Obama’s empty-eyed, lying predecessor, George W. Bush, dolt extraordinaire, was any better either; in fact, I don’t think there’s been a decent President of the United States since Theodore fucking Roosevelt, and that was one hundred goddamned years ago!
Interesting propaganda has been coming out on all sides of this debacle, that Osama Bin Laden liked porn, that the Pakistanis were complicit in the harboring of Bin Laden, or that he was killed and disposed of “illegally” according to the throngs of screaming ragheads, and his score of swarthy Mohammedan brats sired by him through his many wives/whores/concubines.
I have already addressed the highly suspicious, seemingly manufactured scenario of Bin Laden’s capture, slaughter and ultimate disposal in my last missive, so I will instead concentrate on the above three allegations, analyzing them one at a time. As for Mr. Bin Laden being a porn aficionado, what normal hairless simian male doesn’t enjoy looking at photographs of nude hairless simian females engaged in various depictions of graphic sexual activity? I confess that I enjoy ogling naked broads, in actual reality and in pictures, and I’m not afraid to say that I do, as I am a heterosexual male. Conversely, were I a butch female lumberjack who liked ogling naked cunt I wouldn’t be afraid to say that either, unlike our deceased “gay” friend Tyler Clementi, the limp-wristed, cocksucking, bashful New York fag who offed himself, as he was ashamed of being a silly queer. Why?
Can’t say the same for the mannish Ellen DeGeneres though, she’s a cunt licking dyke and proud to be one, the same goes for “Chas” Bono, yet another dyke/man wannabe who had her tits chopped off and I suppose is slated for a cock transplant too. You know, I actually respect these two lezzies in a grudging sort of way; at least they are being honest, as honesty is a desirable quality not seen very much these days. In other words, all pejoratives aside, so fucking what, most EVERYONE on the entire goddamned planet is into sex of whatever variation, and this childish allegation has been put forth by paid Goebbelsian mouthpieces to make Osama Bin Laden appear as a hypocrite to the rest of the world. Whether or not the charges are true does not matter in the least, the fact it is alleged is what counts in the eyes of the propagandists.
Their clumsy premise, credible only to easily manipulated, dronelike fools: Since Osama Bin Laden was a “religious” cleric and political leader of sorts, it was hypocritical for him to have spent his spare time ogling twat and jerking off between muttering occasional prayers to shitkicker Allah, vengeful overlord of the chronically malevolent. Sorry folks, that ain’t going to work at all with the fanatical ragheads, they’ll either ignore or deny it, and it will only make Bin Laden appear sexually normal to those infidels who know what a real man is – a horny bastard that wants to fuck most every woman he comes across. Honestly, if the propagandists had wanted this sandnigger to appear bad to his fellow Moslems, they should have made up a story claiming he was a predatory gay pedophile that liked to suck off kids, complete with photographs of a smiling Bin Laden doppelganger fucking a ten-year-old boy up the ass.
Osama Bin Laden guilty of hypocrisy with regard to his professed “Wahabi Islamic faith”? Inane bullshit like that is actually considered news these days? Really, most people are much more sophisticated than the elitist powers that be give them credit for.
Try telling that absurd, sophomoric tripe to the cadres of hypocritical American clerics and politicians of every goddamned stripe who have been exposed by the media and others who turned on them for profit, as being thieves, liars, cheats, queers, porn addicts, perverts, whoremongers and Christ only knows what else. Glaring examples are clerical clowns like fraudster and skirt chaser Jim Bakker, faggot Ted Haggard, masturbating whoremonger Jimmy Swaggart, smiling con-man Robert Tilton, and hordes of predatory homosexual Catholic pedophile priests. The dead, cocksucking bead-rattler, “Father” Geoghan, is a prime example of this FACT, at least we don’t have his queer ass around to annoy us anymore. Most of these conscienceless bastards are like the goddamned Energizer Bunny, even if exposed as the worst fucking creatures to appear on earth since Charles Manson, they keep going and going and going, making piles of money, oblivious of the fact that they are absolute pariahs in many people’s eyes. The same goes for politicians like Bill “Cigar” Clinton, Barney Fag – sorry, I mean Frank, Newt Gingrich, John Edwards, Fairy Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Edward Kennedy and god knows what other vicious unnamed bastards who have gotten away with literal murder while being referred to by their esteemed colleagues as “The Honorable” reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler.
Yes Virginia, the goddamned pot is calling the fucking kettle black – so what else is new? Blatant hypocrisy seems to be a prerequisite for being considered a member of the human race, and apparently has been throughout history. Incidentally, quite a few of the above despicable vermin publicly call, or as in Edward Kennedy’s case, called themselves “Christians”. Yeah, and I’m a Druid High Priest at Stonehenge; was it not Jesus Christ, Savior of Christians, who reputedly said – “May ye who are without sin, cast the first stone“? These fucking latter-day hedonistic clowns make the Pharisees and Sadducees of the New Testament appear as rank amateurs or goddamned saints in comparison!
As for the nation of Pakistan being complicit in the harboring of Osama Bin Laden – that scenario would not surprise me in the least, and is probably a true statement, as adherents of Islam view all non-Moslems as “infidels” and therefore their enemies, regardless of the Goebbelsian media depicting them as our “friends”. Friends my ass, try reading the fucking Koran, it is replete with injunctions to hate, harm, smite, torment, lie to, kill and otherwise obliterate all non-believers (infidels) in the name of shitkicker Allah, vengeful god of the desert.
Regarding Pakistan, what will the United States do about it, if it is proven that they were complicit in the harboring of Osama Bin Laden and his dreadful minions? Nothing at all, that’s what – even if hordes of bloodthirsty Pakistani saracens started slaughtering Americans by the shipload, the United States would do absolutely nothing to stop them. The reasons?
1) Moslem Pakistan has nuclear weapons in the form of atomic bombs, most aimed at their sworn enemies, the “infidel” Hindus of India, and the United States hasn’t the cunt lips to take them on. Disgusting, isn’t it? Mao said it best: The United States is a paper tiger. I’m not so charitable, I put it another way: The United States government is composed of a pack of fucking handwringing cowards living in decadent luxury, who prey on their own people because they haven’t the goddamned GUTS to behave like real statesmen. Just look at pieces of simian shit like Barack Obama, who has publicly stated that it is his job to keep others from “defaming” Islam, or Hillary Clinton, the dog-faced Secretary of State cunt who refers to the Islamic tome of death and destruction as the “holy” Koran, or that cowardly, goddamned vermin General David Petraeus, who has the absolute GALL to admonish Terry Jones and those like him for burning the “holy scripture” of the Koran. I swear to fucking Christ, were General George S. Patton of the United States Army alive today, he’d slap Petraeus across the face and call him a goddamned fucking sniveling coward son-of-a-bitch not worthy of the uniform he was wearing, who was giving aid and comfort to the enemy! Then he’d cashier the bastard like the nauseating traitor he is.
Whatever happened to the fucking idea of SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? Oh, silly me, I forgot, Mosques aren’t “churches”, so I guess the above rule doesn’t apply to Islam, it only applies to Christians, Jews, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, those of the Baha’i faith, and devoted worshippers at the Temple of the Holy Michelin Man, Exalted Lord of Radial Tires. Further, Mr. Asshole Petraeus, whatever happened to the FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT? Who the hell do you think you are, asshole? I can do anything I want with a Koran, including wiping my asshole with pages torn from it, and there is not one motherfucking thing that you or anyone else can do about it! A Koran, like the Bible, or the Kama Sutra, or Lady Chatterley’s Cross-eyed Syphilitic Lesbian Lover, is a FUCKING BOOK, nothing more, and you didn’t say one goddamned word when the US Army BURNED a pile of “holy” Bibles in Afghanistan so they wouldn’t “offend” Moslem sensibilities, now did you, General Petraeus? You pathetic, no-good fucking cowardly goddamned hypocritical son of a bitch!
2) The United States pays off Pakistan to the tune of three billion dollars a year not to export nuclear weapons to other bloodthirsty ragheads that hate and want to obliterate any and all “infidels”, whatever the hell infidels actually are. They want to do this in the name of their “god” shitkicker Allah, and his prophet, the drooling epileptic pedophile, Mohammed. So much for the silly rhetoric of: “Millions for defense, not one cent for tribute“. Our “foreign aid” given to the Moslem cocksuckers in Pakistan is nothing but extorted protection money handed to Moslem gangsters, paid with American tax dollars stolen by soft palmed, self-interested cowards called politicians. Too fucking bad that no one will call it what it really is – high treason!
I know, I know – As a lowly piece of shit serf/subject, I have no “standing” when it comes to the affairs of the nation and the possible consequences it may bring to me personally. I should pay my taxes and keep my fucking mouth shut, or those in power will close it for me forcibly, in the name of freedom, using the pigs, the IRS, or whatever it takes. I don’t know my place and have no respect for my betters, the powerful, godlike, superbly trained individuals who have my best interests at heart. I just don’t see the “big picture” and simply don’t understand the intricate complexities of 21st century diplomacy. Further, I don’t have any faith in my esteemed leaders, I’m intolerant, I’m irreverent, I’m a racist, I’m ignorant, I’m a motherfucker, a cocksucker, a drug dealer, a money launderer, my feet stink, my dick is too short, etc, etc, etc – an endless stream of ad hominems that do not begin to address or rebut even ONE of the issues I have put forth in this essay and other articles I have written. Typical, if you can’t refute the goddamn message, attack the messenger personally, if that doesn’t work, claim he’s a communist or a Nazi, or perhaps a drug dealer. If that doesn’t work, well, we all know what happens to those folks, don’t we?
Well, I have news for arrogant fools making such droll remarks – I don’t give a shit what they may say or think about me, and it doesn’t take a goddamned Ph.D from fucking Harvard to see enemies like the Pakistanis as the enemies they truly are. Then again, I’m just an old, toothless, sludge drinking bastard, and I can take my simplistic worldview and shove it up my ass sideways – the Pakistanis are our friends and that’s it, just like the good old Saudi Arabians are. If the cowards running this benighted place today had been running the US in the 1940’s, we’d all be speaking German or Japanese.
Now, to address the hordes of swarthy, screaming, rioting Moslem saracens, the “offended” supporters and relatives of Bin Laden, who have the unmitigated GALL to charge that the US killed this contemptible raghead when he was unarmed, and therefore violated “international law” with regard to this delusional, malevolent, dead, hairless simian creature, Osama Bin Laden. After all, he was only practicing his personal version of “peaceful Islam” by indiscriminately slaughtering nearly 3,000 unarmed individuals of all races, genders, ages, religious affiliations and sexual preferences on September 11, 2001, assuming that such charges are indeed accurate, which I concede they probably are, regardless of, shall I say, anomalous happenings with regard to the collapse of the WTC towers. With that in mind, I suppose I am to believe that Mr. Bin Laden’s actions were NOT a violation of “international law”, am I correct in that audacious assumption?
Well? I await a cogent rebuttal from any raghead piece of shit that desires to convince me otherwise, but please remember that I am as intransigent as you are, and I don’t fear or even believe in your invisible shitkicker Allah, or any other god for that matter.
I’ll say one thing – those fucking Islamic bastards across the Middle East should fall to their weak, cowardly knees and thank their worthless shitkicker Allah that I’m not running this goddamned place – I’d lob a few dozen hydrogen bombs at their swarthy asses just for the hell of it, so they could meet their non-existent, impotent, asshole god as quickly as possible. Then if the limeys, frogs, chinks or russkis said one goddamned thing, I’d reply – Go ahead, let’s have World War Three now and get it the fuck over with – it’s inevitable anyway. I cannot say for the reader, but I’m sick and tired of little pussy undeclared wars of attrition led by bloodthirsty savages, where the vast majority of casualties are simply hapless clowns killed while minding their own goddamn business, as crooked politicians sit on their fat, arrogant asses and laugh at them.
On another interesting note, whoremongering hypocrite and Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has said that the 2012 election will be the most important election since 1860. I don’t like Gingrich, and I would never vote for him, but regardless of that, the man is a brilliant historical scholar and he is absolutely correct – the United States is rapidly heading toward a second civil war, and it will make the first one look like a Sunday picnic.
I don’t know about any readers, but should I live though it – I plan to enjoy it thoroughly.