What a STUPID motherfucker


Conway here.

The day before yesterday I wrote of a clueless, socially maladjusted, antisocial, Jehovah’s Witness gook named James J. Lee, who was so goddamned motherfucking stupid that he actually believed Al Gore’s cynical, moneymaking lies. Lee’s dead – and he’s old news, though asshole Al Gore isn’t. Gore reminds me of Paris fucking Hilton, or Michael Jackoff, or fucking Sarah Palin and her silly slut daughter. Can’t get rid of them, ever, no matter how hard one may try.

Okay.

Well, Al, if anthropogenic global warming is so fucking true – then why in hell are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and even fucking Pluto warming up? Same goes for Titan, a little moon revolving about Saturn.

Why, Al?

Pardon me, I momentarily forgot that you are NOT a fucking scientist, and have no knowledge of physics, and are generally an all-around, self-serving, smiling, politician jackass with absolutely NO credentials regarding science.

Oh well, Al, according to the learned postulations of accredited individuals who are much more qualified than you or I could EVER FUCKING be, our silly, garden variety, insignificant Solar System has left the comforting, insulating blanket of an errant dust cloud revolving about the goddamned Milky Way, exposing Earth and all other planets in our system to the full radiation from our star, Sol. Makes sense to me – in fact, it is the only explanation that fits the situation.

Don’t like that, do you Al?

Never mind that horny old asshole, Al Gore, a latter-day Elmer Gantry, disagrees with me and others – especially since all he is after is money, power, and CONTROL of other people, as all politicians, clergy, and PIGS are. I submit that Al Gore should have been a common, jackbooted pig, that way he could have satisfied his perverse desires by simply fucking with people at roadside stops or jail cells, and left the rest of we common trash untouched by his power-mad, abject insanity.

Alternatively, perhaps Gore should have been a goddamned Catholic priest, and simply fucked little altar boys up the ass, leaving the remainder of humanity to our fates, unaltered by his megalomaniacal desire for “greatness”. Nah – not horny, heterosexual Al, he would have fucked the nuns – have you ever wondered why the orphanages were between the monastery and the convent?

Did you know that one day, our mindless, type G2 star Sol will destroy all life on Earth, due to Sol’s increasing luminosity, perhaps a billion or so years from this moment? That is, unless Jeebus or some other mythical clown decides to come back and turn down the fucking thermostat, or, through the power of his mighty will, moves Earth further from the Sun.

I won’t hold my goddamned breath.

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