Chevys Fucking SUCK


A Goebbelsian advertisment from the United Socialist States of America states the Chevrolet Camaro is technologically superior over the current Ford Mustang or Dodge Challenger.

In a pig’s ass it is, says my 193 year old, cancer ridden asshole.

All three clunker pretenders are propelled by gasoline powered internal combustion engines; how high tech is that, people? No warp drive, huh?

Aside from that, Chevys are little more than fucking ugly, failure ridden pieces of shit, at least since 1985, worthless junk produced by Motors Liquidation Corporation, ticker: MTLQQ. Or, if you like, Government Motors Corporation, courtesy of a STUPID nigger named Obama. No IPO as of yet, though I’d never buy such garbage.

BUY A FUCKING FORD MUSTANG

I’d say buy a MoPar in some other fucking universe, but those assholes at Chrysler in this particular universe haven’t produced a decent vehicle since perhaps 1978. Big-block 400 powered Aspen R/Ts were cool; they made six of them and they are priceless. I saw one in the early eighties; the owner chopped off the cat converters, put a steel crank in the 400 and replaced the “new process” tranny with an iron ’67 four speed. It ran low twelves on the street; high elevens on the track.

Cool as hell.

Remember a 1969 426 Hemi A-833 4-speed Plymouth GTX coupe with a sure-grip Dana 60 differential? I do, 425 horsepower V-8 engine, chrome plated oval air cleaner, dual Carter AFB four-barrels and dual exhaust. I wrapped one around a cedar tree, drunk as a fucking skunk. Damn cool car, orange, decals, air grabber hood, too bad it slid on ice as I rounded a turn in late December 1979.

America was dying even then, it is nearly DEAD now.

Live longer, live better!

Live like Conway!

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