October 14, 2016

I am an amoral, vicious, diabolical bastard, a veritable demon like prick, and I spend my idle time dreaming up clever methods to cause trouble for those individuals who do not believe in freedom of speech by using their own laws against them.

Here is a great way to make money for yourself. simply go to a shopping mall with a friend while wearing a T shirt or hoodie that shows your support of Donald Trump, and walk about but do not loiter. Be certain that you make several purchases of cheap items, and wait for someone to assault you, which is probable, considering the odious political atmosphere of today.

Instruct your friend beforehand to record the encounter on his or her smartphone, and if security guards to not detain the assailant for arrest by the police, then you can sue the shopping mall. Further, you may be able to sue the shopping mall even if they do detain the assailant, for not protecting you and for allowing criminal thugs to walk about in their establishment unfettered. Do be careful, as you may end up with cuts, contusions and other injuries, even broken bones. That, and falling to the floor in agony before your friend’s recording smartphone can only increase the payout, especially if you exaggerate your injuries by requesting an ambulance to take you to the Emergency Room for treatment.

It may take several trips to various establishments to accomplish your task, but eventually, someone will take a poke at you, and then you can look forward to your bank account balance increasing exponentially.

Do not be obnoxious, and do not provoke the assault. If assaulted, try to keep yourself from fighting your assailant. Once the situation is resolved and you arrive home, have your friend put up the video on You Tube, Facebook, Twitter, et cetera, naming the location you were harmed, showing how you were an innocent victim viciously beaten by an intolerant hater. This will elicit sympathy from viewers of your video.

Once the owners of the shopping mall or other establishment become aware of your actions, they will settle out of court, be certain that you sue them for at least a million USD; that should garner you around one hundred thousand dollars, at least, after giving your shyster a cut of the dough, of course. If they insist on fucking with you, take them to court, once the jury views the video, you WILL become rich.

Another possibility for making money in this fashion is to choose a clerk at the checkout that matches the profile of an anti-Trump individual, and wait for them to refuse you service – that is discrimination, and is against the law; it violates your civil rights, equal protection and all that happy horseshit. Again, if refused service, record the incident, do not protest, and then leave. Head to your local shyster, and have him file a lawsuit for you, which could garner you the sum of five to ten thousand dollars. they will pay you off just to get rid of you, and save themselves from negative publicity.

Remember also to never discuss the situation with anyone other than your lawyer, do not brag that you deliberately set about to cause a conflict – that will create negative publicity regarding YOU, and can cost you any award that you may have received. Succinctly – keep your fucking mouth SHUT, and once you receive your check, make your way to the BANK!

Take your hard-earned money and then put it in the market, buying hard commodity equities like HL, SLW, MUX, and SSRI, along with, of course, Goldcorp (GG).

I, of course, assume no responsibility if you are killed in your quest to be assaulted, but look at it this way – your surviving family will become rich!




An Election Like No Other in US History

October 3, 2016

Hello again.

Mean old fucking evil Conway here, who, after a long hiatus, has decided to provide the reader with another pejorative laced missive of my jaded observations, though I really think that composing my vicious polemical essays is about as useless as pissing into an operating fan. Not only would I get warm, smelly piss all over my legs, but I’d probably blow my cock off from the electrical shock. Urine is saline, and does conduct electricity you know, unlike common water, so the effect of piss contacting the AC stator electrodes in an operating induction motor would be a prime example of I = V/R, with my pissing dick acting as the unwitting load resistor. Amperage is the key, and a very unpleasant one.

Anyway, I figure that an update and analysis to the upcoming election is in order, which has been narrowed down to a pair of revolting, verminous scoundrels that make Roman emperor Gaius Caligula appear as an exemplar of human virtue. Perhaps he is, considering what humanity actually is – a cadre of hubristic, self-convinced talking apes that have no more collective value than a maggot infested bucket of shit. On one hand, we have an ancient, stroked out, meretricious, prevaricating bisexual female career criminal named Hillary R. Clinton, a latter day Bitch of Buchenwald who has the ethics of Machiavelli, and the morals of Elizabeth Bathory. On the other hand we have Donald J. Trump, an old, filthy rich serial philanderer with the ethics of Jay Gould, and the morals of Hugh Hefner.

I do confess that I prefer Trump to Clinton, but as I no longer vote for the lesser of two evils, that fact renders my candid observation moot. How in hell did this moribund nation come to this utterly disgusting situation – to have a pair of presidential candidates that thirty years ago would have been as unelectable as fucking Charles Manson? I have no goddamn clue, but that fact does not bode well for the citizenry of America, or even the world for that matter.

H.L. Mencken stated repeatedly that the American electorate was a pack of goddamned ignorant fools, and I agree with him totally, but I wager he would spin in his motherfucking grave if he saw the pair of self absorbed, contemptible, braying jackasses being offered as presidential candidates today.

To say that I despise Hillary Clinton and her ugly Muslim lesbian lover Huma Abedin, who, by the way, is married to and now separated from deviate Anthony Weiner, the hook-nosed kike pervert who likes to show off his cock on Twitter, is an understatement by any measure of the word. That bitch Clinton can, did, and will get away with anything, just look at her history; i.e., Whitewater, Travelgate, Vince Foster, Benghazi, emails – that despicable cunt makes ski slope-nosed Richard Nixon look like the goddamned spic pedophile pope in comparison. The Goebbelsian media makes any and every excuse for her actions, while berating asshole Trump every chance that they get, as he constantly steps on his own dick like the arrogant, clumsy buffoon that he is.

I predict that mendacious cunt Clinton will be elected president by the drooling, slackjawed drones, provided that she doesn’t get indicted for something else we don’t know about, the odds of which are less than that of a snowball in hell, thanks to the thoroughly corrupt Obama Administration, and an Attorney General coon named Loretta Lynch who is even less trustworthy than goddamned Al Capone. For fucking Chrissakes, I can think of many black men or women that would be excellent candidates for president, but to think that nigger jackanapes Obama was elected and then re-elected conclusively proves how utterly obtuse the American electorate really is. Americans are electing presidents they deserve, at least from the time of LBJ.

So, how will Hillary Clinton achieve the exalted position of head gangster? Easily, in one of three ways:

1) She will order Donald Trump killed, which I still wager will happen, if only to ensure her election to the exalted position of head gangster. All she has to do is to buy off the Secret Service, providing an opportunity for an assassin with a Remington 700 chambered in 30.06. Regardless of her lies – she has the dough – the average price for a real hit today on the average schmuck is $100,000, for Trump – ten million will do, in physical gold, probably in an Asian bank account.

2) The elections will be rigged, if they haven’t already, just look at the Clinton/Sanders “Democratic” primary. Sanders has been cheated in so many fucking states that it’s ridiculous – and yet that servile, doddering, senile hebe shoves his nose up her twat, pledging to support her in the effort to stop the the loudmouth Trump at any cost – even his own honor. As much as I dislike Sanders – I once respected him, I don’t now.

3) Trump will continue to fuck up – and simply give her the election, if that wasn’t his function in the first place, which I wager it is.

It is unbelievable that such a two-faced creature is leading in the polls, which is exactly what Clinton is doing, according to the Goebbelsian rhetoricians, perhaps as a clever ploy to discourage Trump supporters, which the polls are in fact doing. Just look at the spin the media manipulators put on what happened on 12 June of this year – a bunch of queers in Orlando, Florida, 50 in all, were blown away by an anchor baby Muslim cocksucker named Omar Mateen, an Afghan closeted homosexual. Trump expressed support and sympathy for the queers slaughtered, but the media has already turned it around, stating that Hillary Clinton, an opportunistic bitch who utterly despises niggers, kikes and queers, is the champion of limp-wristed homos, even as she supports Muslims who loathe gays and hurl them from buildings by the fucking wagonload.

All of this makes no sense to a critically thinking mind – the Democrats support the filthy rich, hypocritical, racist, anti-Semitic bisexual dyke Hillary Clinton without reservation, while Republican elites deride Donald Trump in a pathetic effort to keep their cushy, high paid jobs of bilking the idiotic fools who vote for them, passing bills that fuck the very constituents they promised to represent. They all laugh at you – the taxpayer who makes maybe fifty grand a year while they make $170,000 plus for sitting on their asses and lying to you.

Hell, both parties are no fucking good anyway – what America needs is a revolution, but I candidly submit that the current populace of what passes for citizens are little more than apathetic cowards, who will willingly give up their weapons so that Chairman Clinton can do away with them at her leisure – and they will DESERVE it.

History repeats itself, with an nod to Santayana.

NEWSFLASH! Meccan Ragheads Crushed by Crane!

September 12, 2015

Conway here, just a short missive to inform the reader that 117 swarthy sandniggers were crushed to death by a portable crane that fell on the holiest shithouse in Mecca, the Grand Mosque.

Enjoy the video – I certainly did!

Conway’s Jaded Eye on America: Donald Trump is DOOMED, But NOT in The Way You Think

July 19, 2015

It’s been a while, and I was determined not to bother with this worthless blog that no one reads any further. After receiving two apparent ‘yes’ votes on my query post of 10 July 2015, I elected to resume vitriolic commentary, at least for the time being. 

I wager my good friends at the NSA were those who voiced approval and will eagerly comb over this post in imitation of their hero, Lavrentiy Beria – looking for anything that can be construed as “threatening” toward the filthy rich, unscrupulous freebooters functioning as our ‘leaders’. They’ll find nothing useful, as I’m quite sure they will destroy themselves in the end without the slightest bit of assistance from little old me, history proves that. It is an absolute fact that I wish them every ill, up to and including syphilis of the brain. However, wishing pestilence and myriad poxes upon them is not a criminal offense in the United States, at least not yet; just give them time. If there was a any sort of god to pray to, I would kneel at any convenient altar and pray that the Ten Plagues of Egypt were visited upon them, together with their stupid, mesmerized citizenry, afflicting them first with frogs, lice, flies, disease, boils, hail and locusts. There is no need, when their inevitable day of reckoning occurs, they will tearfully wring their hands and ask themselves why, just like Louis XVI, Nicholas Romanov, Benito Mussolini and Nicolae Ceaușescu did, while I sit back and laugh at them like a vengeful demon.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it – no, I didn’t say it – George Santayana did a long time ago.

Arriving at the focus of this post, I will cursorily examine a billionaire real estate investor named Donald Trump, who is running for the exalted position of head gangster, otherwise known as “president” of the United States. No introduction or biography is needed for Mr. Trump, anyone with even the semblance of a brain knows who he is, and that he is a rather opinionated, vociferous individual with the tact of a sledgehammer.

My personal opinion of the man is generally neutral compared to most politicians, considering what most politicians ARE – devious, duplicitous, hypocritical racketeers, rotten to the very core, with the ethics of Machiavelli and the morals of Cesare Borgia.

The nagging question is – would Donald Trump make a good President? Who really knows, and who really cares anymore – but I wager he’d be better than the past four jackasses that were elected by the mindless American drones – two wealthy, crooked Democrats and two wealthy, crooked Republicans. Look at how all of them managed to completely fuck up what is left of this nation and our relations with the rest of the globe – practically the entire goddamned planet hates us now, thanks to them. Hell, a babbling clown like Charles Manson could have done a better job than any of those bastards, and he’s madder than a goddamned hatter!

That said, the media and corporate America utterly despise Trump – therefore it logically follows that he must be doing something right. Any enemy of them may not be a friend of mine, but I certainly view him in a more favorable light than either of the former.

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you (pointing to the audience). They’re not sending you (pointing again). They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we’re getting. And it only makes common sense. They’re sending us not the right people. It’s coming from more than Mexico. It’s coming from all over South and Latin America, and it’s coming probably from the Middle East. But we don’t know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast.”

Donald Trump, June 16, 2015.

The truth hurts.

Starting with Phase One, activated shortly after Trump stated that many illegal aliens are drug dealers, criminals and rapists, the talking heads immediately shrieked that he is a “loudmouth”, a “bigoted man” and that he is “mean-spirited”. The latter phrases are typical catchwords of the condescending, left-leaning “journalists” that pollute the airwaves with their obnoxious, mind-numbing Goebbelsian rhetoric. They have also called him a “liar”, “egotistical” and “narcissistic” – words that describe the detached, megalomanical moolie in the White House perfectly, along with most current American politicians. At this point in time, various “commentators”, following express orders from their esteemed betters, are determined to “character assassinate” Donald Trump, an uncontrollable maverick who has them terrified, and probably for damn good reasons. The man cannot be bought, has nothing to hide, and he speaks his mind, for good or ill.

For example -. Trump bluntly said that Mexico doesn’t send the “best people” to the United States, and that many are criminals, rapists and drug dealers. It is OBVIOUS that many of them ARE in FACT drug dealers, criminals and rapists   try looking at the goddamn crime stats, and do it yourself – I’m not your fucking gopher.

Wait a minute, maybe I am your fucking gopher – at least this time. I won’t have some anonymous, mealy mouthed cocksucker comment that I don’t back up my charges with facts – have a good long look at the following articles with your OWN EYES if you believe I am not being truthful.




Here’s an interesting article from Louisiana: 


Here is another article from Nebraska:


What unbelievable DEPRAVITY – please note that ALL of these crimes occurred long before Donald Trump said ONE GODDAMNED, MOTHERFUCKING WORD.

Rubbing it in, here’s a gigantic pile of links to articles on Google, describing illegal alien criminals of all kinds:


Yes, one keyword was mistyped, (mexical) but the links were too damn good not to point out – here’s the links with ‘Mexican illegal alien rapists”:


Here are Google articles regarding illegal alien drug dealers:


Here is another catch-all of Google links for your reading pleasure:


UPDATE: Here is a website devoted to identifying illegal alien criminals.


I didn’t write the stories – so don’t blame me. Tell me where Donald Trump was wrong in what he said, considering the links SUPPORT HIS VERY ARGUMENT. If anyone actually peruses these links, they will find that most are from small news agencies, some right leaning, and television stations, interspersed with left leaning websites attempting to either minimize the crimes of illegal aliens, or attack Trump’s assertions. Also note that you see virtually NOTHING from the major news networks, including the laughable FOX News. This does not mean that the stories are unimportant, or fabricated, it means they are SUPPRESSED by the mainstream media, due to their and the politician’s combined AGENDA, which seems to be to fill the American nation with illiterate, superstitious, easily controlled people.

For example, the “Mexican baby rapist’s” name is “Jose Luis Aguilar” with 5,700 or so links found using the keywords “Jose Luis Aguilar” and rapist.

Here is the PROOF, read it and weep:


I dare you, try to prove Trump wrong – you can’t. No amount of “interpretation” or other word-twisting rhetorical sophistry will alter the FACT that many of the “illegal aliens” flooding into the United States, whether they are spics, niggers, whiteys, gooks, ragheads, half breeds, queers, dwarves, acromegalous monsters, male, female, young or old – are goddamned CRIMINALS. The fact that they are “illegal aliens” makes them criminals by default, and it’s only DOWNHILL from there.

Moving on, one thing Donald Trump should do is pick his battles more carefully, rather than arguing over idiotic Twitter or Facebook with the likes of Republican shitheads like senile John McCain and FAILURE Karl Rove, the latter “Republican” wanting to see the Second Amendment repealed. Attacking such frauds looks VERY BAD, not to mention puerile to the point of being infantile. I like Penn Jillette, so I don’t classify or include him as a “shithead”, and for Donald Trump to bother deriding he, his Las Vegas show and his atheism is, quite bluntly, idiotic, pointless, and makes him appear so petty that it is embarrassing to even look at him at times. Think about it – no one anywhere truly knows if there is such a thing as god, and, judging from the available empirical evidence, there probably isn’t one anyway, at least a god that gives one shit about us.

I candidly submit to the reader that religion was created by cunning men, and is promoted by cunning men to keep lesser men in line, in a paraphrase of Critias.

So, a presidential candidate ranking on an atheist magician and entertainer is fucking obtuse and produces nothing except laughter, derision and contempt, making Trump look like an absolute fool. The same goes for his remarks regarding the Huffington Post and has-been comedian and apparent pervert Bill Cosby – he should stick with the issues, and not get himself sidetracked regarding unimportant matters. It seems that after making his truthful remarks regarding illegal aliens, Trump is insisting on shooting himself in the foot, so to speak, lending credence to the charge that he is only running for President out of vanity. Really, no serious person sets out to deliberately make an ass out of himself.

Regarding Twitter, I haven’t bothered with it, and likely never will, as I see no point in conversing with silly people that I will never meet and couldn’t care less about. I did have a Facebook account once, but it produced nothing, except for being a colossal waste of my time, so I canned it.

As far as Donald Trump’s remarks on immigration and the economy goes – they are the TRUTH, and that seems to greatly bother the glorified pirates running this moribund, sinking Titanic of a nation, both Democrat and Republican. Bringing in Muslims, Mexicans and other illiterate, criminal degenerates to do menial jobs is no way to keep a nation alive, let alone create a tax base, considering that such people never make enough fucking money to actually PAY taxes and are a burden on the citizens that DO pay taxes. All the elected racketeers want them here for is to ensure that they, their sycophants and their offspring keep their grip on POWER, by promising such worthless people cash, telephones, free broadband and other perquisites for voting them in, a familiar situation which was addressed by a wise Greek philosopher named Plato 2,500 years ago.

So far, it seems that the media’s attacks on Mr. Trump are having little effect, much to the chagrin of the Democrats and Republicans, as his popularity seemingly increases among the citizenry. I imagine the time may be rapidly approaching for Phase Two – which means they must step up their personal attacks, whether true or not, and claim that Trump is a Nazi, or a pedophile, or that he fingered his sister in 1958, or called a garbageman a nigger in 1963. Watch – it will happen, whether Trump will take the bait remains to be seen, considering his past and current antics, he may focus on such bullshit at the peril of his campaign.

Look at Hillary Clinton’s example – I detest her and hope she has a debilitating stroke that leaves her paralyzed and drooling until she is 90, but she is SMART, and knows how to selectively ignore ANYTHING that makes her appear bad – even if it is TRUE, and her devoted sycophants ignore anything, no matter how compelling, that may reduce her chances for the Democrat nomination. That vicious, amoral miscreant bitch makes Richard Milhous Nixon look like the Archangel Gabriel, but is the media as if she was Mother Teresa. Hillary Clinton could kill someone on national television, with the blood on her fucking hands, and an hour later it would be conveniently forgotten by the media. They would quickly change the subject and focus obsessively on meaningless horseshit like Transvestite Jenner, Lezzie Cyrus, Confederate flags or the fat-assed, bed-hopping Kardashian whores.

One glaring fact has been established – Donald Trump is DANGEROUS to those holding the reins of power, and the time to pull a “Bobby Kennedy Special” on him is approaching at warp speed, especially if he continues to rise in the polls, or seems to be headed for the Republican nomination. Only time will tell.

UPDATE: Phase Two of the “Trump character assassination bandwagon” seems to have been activated, considering that Trump is now leading in the GOP polls. Current headlines (as of 31 July 2015) state that Trump has connections to the “mob”, whatever they are or may be, and state that his sons have engaged in “big game hunting”. How in the fuck Donald Trump is responsible for the actions of his full grown offspring, I’ll never know, but it has made for a few interesting hatchet pieces by the likes of Huffington Post and Mother Jones. The Goebbelsian media also states that Trump requested 1100 visas for LEGAL immigrants so he could hire them – who fucking cares – what he did is completely legal to do, and is done by many companies, not just Trump.

The remote possibility of his ascension to the Presidency is what makes Trump DOOMED – in Phase Three, the Democrats and Republicans, working together as they always do behind the scenes – will conveniently arrange a “heart attack”, a “stroke” or perhaps an “accident”, in the form of a plane or an automobile crash, to keep him from becoming a threat to their criminal hegemony.

If none of those tactics work, look for a convenient sniper with a Remington 700 chambered in 30.06, fired from a range of 1500 meters or so, which will blow Trump’s head off, solving their problem quickly, and permanently. If ever caught, the sniper, originally hired for cash by the Democrat and Republican hierarchy, will become a drugged up patsy who pleads “guilty” in a nearby courtroom several months later, and then “dies of a stroke”. Once in custody, he will automatically be labeled a “terrorist” by the parroting media, that is, either a “left-wing” or “right-wing” radical, or whatever it takes for their blatant LIE to appear believable to the slackjawed drones.

And please remember, most members of both parties pose as “Christians” – only to dupe Christian fools into voting for such chameleons as “one of them”, while they laugh out loud at their stupid constituents. The prevaricating fiends running this dying nation are no more “Christian” or religious than I am; they are all cynical atheists who use the mask of religion in a Machiavellian vein to further their relentless quest for MONEY, POWER and CONTROL of the ignorant masses. I reiterate: they WILL have Trump MURDERED if he gets their way, and all involved will cry crocodile tears at his funeral. The American people are stupid fools, to the point of it being beyond the ridiculous, and our “leaders” KNOW THAT, and delight in that FACT. Americans are so pathetically obtuse that they think “magic bullets” exist, that ANFO has enough brisance to shatter reinforced concrete pillars, and they think common kerosene can melt steel beams into fucking LIQUID, so it should prove ridiculously easy to make such ignoramuses believe that Donald Trump was killed by an anarchist wild man from fucking Borneo.

Conversely, with the events of 2015 only increasing the fragmentation of the American citizenry, e.g., amendment violating Supreme Court decisions, freedom of association rights being violated over queers demanding “wedding cakes”, together with idiotic protests and posturing over silly old Confederate flags, the “forced demise” of Donald Trump by our criminal politicians could likely be the straw that breaks the camel’s back, and initiates a welcome civil war.

As always, for readers that don’t appreciate what I have to say, just close the page, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass as you leave. Anyone, pro or con, may feel free to comment, but do so at your own risk – make a cogent statement, or don’t bother commenting at all. I assure you, I don’t give a good goddamn what anyone on the entire planet thinks of me or what I have written.



Should I, or shouldn’t I?

July 10, 2015

I am considering the idea of returning for the purpose of analyzing the current crop of amoral criminals who are vying for the exalted position of head gangster, AKA ‘president’ of this moribund, bankrupt nation. In my view, we are headed into the abyss, either by civil war, or World War Three.

That said, if anyone is bothering to visit my dark blog of bitter polemical essays, please let me know if you support the idea by making a comment below.

I’m done

March 28, 2015

I finally realized that I’m wasting my time after all these fucking years.

Call me stupid; I have no defense.

Part Six of my Constitutional analysis will, more than likely, never be published. No one reads my posts anyway. I wrote it, and another essay on the Seventh Amendment, but I am pissing into the wind.

Enjoy your collective demise, you obtuse American assholes; may you get exactly what you DESERVE.

A Nation, Founded on LIES, Part Five

March 31, 2014

The following is the fifth in a series of polemical essays devoted to proving that “god given rights” are only rhetorical contrivances created by man, and are in reality nothing but lies. Judging from historical precedent, it is plainly evident that American citizens have no inalienable, god given rights at all and they never did. Further, the only rights people have ever had anywhere, at any time in history, are rights that they take by force, and maintain by employing further force when necessary.

In a departure from preceding essays, this particular installment will be written in a more traditional fashion, sans expletives. I recently received a missive on my public email address where the correspondent stated that what I was relating is, in his opinion, too important to lace with foul language, ribald remarks and racial epithets. Having considered the message over several days, I found that I agree with his observation.

Therefore, for the remainder of these polemics I shall refrain from using “colorful” language; exceptions being future essays or rants unrelated to the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. However, I will continue to refer to politicians and their police enforcers by employing somewhat “uncomplimentary” descriptions, as follows: aloof, elitist scoundrels, jackbooted thugs, amoral meretricians, badged privateers, soft palmed, mendacious gangsters, hypocrites, duly-sworn pirates, megalomaniacs, trigger-happy sadists, and so forth. In addition, earlier articles related to the Bill of Rights will be edited for “offensive” content, revised and presented separately on another blog, as an “updated, sanitized version” of the original essays. The original articles, as written, will be preserved here for reference and continuity.

Over the past four installments, the reader has learned via historical example that they do not have freedom of belief, speech or association; they do not have the right to keep and bear arms, nor do they have the right to prevent troops from being quartered in their homes, neither do they have the right to be secure in their homes, properties and papers. The reader has also learned that for most of the history of this nation, the Bill of Rights did not even apply to the States, and now only certain rights do apply to the States, in limited circumstances. Further, even when they do apply, cunning rhetorical machinations are employed by the State’s well-paid shysters to thwart the citizen/victim from exercising their “rights” in the pursuit of justice. In other words, if they want you, they will get you, in any way and every way they can, your “god given rights” notwithstanding.

Again, it is asserted that James Madison, author of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, was either a very naive, well intentioned, intelligent man, or a very shrewd, capable, intelligent man; that determination will be left for the reader to decide.

I now present the text of the Fifth Amendment for the reader, verbatim:


No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

On the surface, the above Amendment seems to be a cogent statement, though the text is a blatant example of a run-on sentence with too many semicolons. A caveat is very apparent as well, which will be elaborated on shortly. The text of the Fifth Amendment will now be dissected and analyzed for the reader. After presentation, each section will be refuted, using historical judicial precedent, and proven for the lies that they are. 

Beginning the analysis, the first two sections of the Fifth Amendment will be contrasted against each other: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury,”.

The above statement seems quite reasonable, though when contrasted with the next section, “except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger;” one can see how ridiculously easy it is to completely negate the first section by using the second section, by employing “interpretive” legerdemain, dependent on the given situation.

Focusing on the text of the second section, when contrasted against the first section, it all depends on whether one is a member of the “land or naval forces” (armed forces) or the “Militia” (state armed forces, like the present day National Guard), “when in actual service in time of War or public danger”. In such situations, the first section obviously does not apply at all, and is rendered meaningless, as in examples of “summary judgement”, via Military Law, which always applies to those individuals serving in the armed forces, even in times of peace. 

That noted, historical precedent also shows that it is simple to arbitrarily classify a civilian citizen as a “sympathizer”, an “armed combatant” or a “spy” in a “time of War” or “public danger”, and to summarily judge and sentence the civilian accused via military law. So much for civilian citizens having the right not to be “held to answer for a capital, or otherwise “infamous crime”, e.g., murder, rape, kidnapping, robbery, brigandage, pillaging, or plundering, as a “presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury” no longer applies in such situations; you can be held, summarily convicted, shot, and interred within minutes, all without the benefit of a “Grand Jury”.

Further, what exactly constitutes a “war”? An invasion? Armed insurrection? A foreign war on the other side of the planet? A riot? A street corner fistfight? What exactly constitutes “public danger”? An earthquake? A hurricane? A tornado?  A bonfire? A drunken party of noisy revelers on New Year’s Eve? It all depends on how those in authority arbitrarily define a given situation, and in such cases, the first section of the Fifth Amendment becomes even more worthless than the moldy parchment it was written on. Further, all of it goes out the window if “martial law” is declared, which authorities can and will resort to implementing if their agenda is even remotely threatened.

One would suppose if no wars are going on, or no public danger is evident, that the first section may in fact apply in some cases, provided that the Fifth Amendment is recognized by authorities as “incorporated” against the States and the Federal Government. History has shown that those in power are out to jealously protect and further their own interests, period. Conversely, they couldn’t care less about the interests of accused citizens, guilty or not; they have unlimited resources as well, and the overwhelming majority of citizens do not.

Moving on to the third section: nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb;” On the surface, this statement seems to be ironclad – if the authorities were honest men and not the cunning, amoral rhetoricians of today. Employing historical precedent, the above statement can be easily demolished by using contemporary judicial edicts over the past two decades, for example, Alex Blueford of Arkansas, cited in a link below. Presented further down in the list of links is the case of Terry Lynn Nichols, of Oklahoma City bombing infamy; this man tried twice for “capital or otherwise other infamous crimes” by cunning prosecutors legally splitting hairs with regard to the plainly contrived concept of “separate sovereignties” regarding the United States Federal and State governments. Other notable cases proving the above section from the Fifth Amendment is a lie are members of various police forces having been tried by the Federal Government for the same offenses, albeit cunningly disguised as “civil rights violations”, e.g., BART policeman Johannes Mehserle, who killed Oscar Grant for no discernible reason, and the four murderous, NOLA jackbooted thugs of the Danziger Bridge debacle.

Immediately below are links to earlier articles I wrote and posted with regard to police brutality. They are provided for reference, with the titles sanitized in accordance with my pledge to not employ “offensive” language in this piece. Warning – the articles themselves are NOT sanitized:

BART policeman Johannes Mehserle kills Oscar Grant

NOPD policemen kill unarmed, innocent people on Danziger Bridge

Here are several links, proving the above highlighted statement in the preceding paragraph as a lie, the Double Jeopardy Wikipedia link is given for reference:,8599,2096915,00.html

The below links illustrate and explain contemporary legalistic legerdemain with regard to “Independent or Separate Sovereigns” and “Double Jeopardy”.

The fourth section will be noted next:  “nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself,” There are several examples of this statement being violated by both the State and Federal Governments, but opposers of such a stance will attempt to split hairs as well, stating that some examples are “civil” cases, e.g., the IRS, as such the above statement does not apply. In a sense they are correct – none of it truly applies at all, as the Fifth Amendment is nothing but contrived mendaciousness for credulous, easily duped ignoramuses anyway.

Here is an article which easily explains the utterly absurd SCOTUS decision in the case of Berghuis v. Thompkins, 130 S.Ct. 2250 (2010), regarding “self incrimination” presented above:

This article gives the background of the above fatuous SCOTUS decision in the case of Salinas v. Texas, 133 S.Ct. 2174 (2013), also regarding “self incrimination:

Evidence from historical precedent plainly proves that the Fifth Amendment means very little in reality, if anything at all. This is especially apparent when nine arrogant, soft-palmed, wealthy, elitist rhetoricians, shrouded in ridiculous robes, can simply bang a gavel and blithely state that you have no such right and that you never did. That, reader, is EXACTLY how it works; so much for your “inalienable, god given rights”; the concept is not only untenable, based on the above adjudicated cases, but utterly obtuse to anyone capable of critical thinking. 

Facts are facts – throughout history, the race of man gives man rights. Rights are not given by a god, nor are the rights that man gives man “inalienable”. Man can, and does, take them away, via legislation, judicial edict, or martial law – god, if such a creature exists, has nothing at all to do with it. At best, our rights are privileges at best, and during the past three decades, have been referred to by government shysters as “privileges”; simply watch old C-SPAN videos for verification.

Here are selected articles regarding your risible Fifth Amendment “right” against self incrimination, as applied to the IRS:

In addition, the very act of being legally required to file tax returns with the legally sanctioned protection racket known as the IRS is forcing one to give testimony against oneself, which is a violation of the Fifth Amendment – but I suppose that’s another story. You are legally required to PAY THEM from the fruits of YOUR LABORS, receiving NOTHING in return, or “something bad” will happen to you, like fines and PRISON. Al Capone couldn’t have figured out a better racket. The aloof, condescending, elitist criminals running the United States don’t care about you at all – they are out to bilk, enslave and control you, so they can maintain their power over you.

The fifth section is simply ludicrous: “nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;”. Tell that meaningless sophistry to the police, who mow innocent people down everyday, from every walk of life, killing them on the street, in vehicles, and even in their own homes.

Links to classic cases illustrating the above section as nothing but a lie are easily available, and have been referred to in my earlier essays as well:

Yes, I shall beat these thoroughly dead horses until they disarticulate from the relentless assault – considering that so many of the supposed “rights” of the above victims were deliberately ignored by the megalomanical tyrants and their jackbooted enforcers running this moribund nation.

Here’s a few more, both cases have been referred to in earlier polemical essays:

I wager it is safe to say the above individuals were deprived of life, liberty and property, without due process of law. There are HUNDREDS of other victims of the sadistic, badged pirates called police, slaughtering innocent citizens in the “name of the law”:

Yeah, I know – the police make “mistakes” – and then they LIE about their actions, and often get away with it. Further, their victims are DEAD, and there is no recovering from that.

The sixth section is now presented: nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.” 

The authorities have gotten around this section using a ridiculously easy method: “Civil Forfeiture”. You see, “civil” cases are not covered by the Fifth Amendment. All the soft palmed scoundrels have to do is to have their enforcers, badged, jackbooted, duly sworn pirates, declare you a “drug dealer”, or a child molester, or perhaps a terrorist, without ANY EVIDENCE, and then they can “legally” steal your money, seize your bank accounts, take your house and car, and leave you utterly DESTITUTE, without “compensation” for your losses.

Here are links to several cases, proving that the United States Federal and State governments, using their enforcers, the police, can steal any of your property, for no legitimate reason at all, and there is nothing that you can do about it at all.

Here is a convenient link to the “rules” that our elected gangsters and their enforcers use to legally steal your property:

Even the mendacious, verminous, megalomanical jackanapes in the White House has gotten into the act of legalized thievery, with an Executive Order plainly stating that HE and his minions can steal YOUR PROPERTY, and any other property that he can lay his scurvy paws on, in the name of baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet.

Aside from easily proving the last section of the Fifth Amendment as the lie that it is, there is also a not-so-hidden reason for the explosion of asset forfeitures within the United States – the Federal Government and the States are virtually bankrupt, with the elected criminals now resorting to STEALING from their own citizens to fund their agenda of POWER for themselves and CONTROL over the people as serfs in a fiefdom. Eventually, the entire corrupt system, rotten from top to bottom, will collapse, igniting a vicious insurrection that will destroy whatever is left of the United States, in a blood-drenched revolt that will make the French and Bolshevik Revolutions look like amateurish skirmishes. Those who have nothing left to lose have everything to win, and it will take only a small part of the populace to achieve that aim.

Coming to the end of this polemical essay, after dissection, analysis, and refutation of each section by employing citations contradicting accepted beliefs, I submit that the entire text of the Fifth Amendment of the United States Constitution is a tissue of mendacity, or quite plainly, a LIE. I have employed documents from the United States government to prove this – having used their own words AGAINST THEM.

Some may not like what I have written, but I don’t care about that; I never have and I never will. I invite any reader, from accredited Constitutional Scholar, to jingoistic cretin, to refute what I contend, using the same method of historical precedent, citation of adjudicated cases, and explanation of cited cases, to prove me wrong.

Stay tuned for the next installment, when I destroy the Sixth Amendment, and prove it for the lie that it is.



A Tale Told by an IDIOT, Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying NOTHING

March 23, 2014

I told the fool who insisted upon contacting me that I would post his or her inane remarks for all to see, verbatim, and I am fulfilling that promise. Fool is definitely the proper word to describe my feckless adversary, considering the repetitive, obtuse qualities of his or her remarks.

I shall intersperse deep analysis and associated commentary between each remark.

I considered such a post years ago when a fainthearted Muslim sandnigger fucked with me, but the faggot disappeared, so I didn’t bother with it.

This time – I AM BOTHERING; I delight in making examples of idiots, and my friend Anonymous, who is too cowardly to reveal his or her name, is the epitome of an idiot.

Dialogue follows, with the Anonymous posters remarks highlighted:

Anonymous 20 March, 2014 20:06
I guess it depends on whose constitution you’re talking about. / I find some to be a little more worthwhile.

Even at this point I find it impossible to believe that an individual would be so stupid to post meaningless drivel such as the above. I sincerely doubt that the poster has ever read much of anything, let alone a Constitution.

Conway 20 March, 2014 20:22
Well, I think it should be quite clear that I have been writing about the Constitution of the United States of America. I have perused other constitutions as well, and none I have read so far addresses personal liberty and freedom from governmental interference as well as Madison’s Constitution does.

Too bad that it is only sophistry, words on a page, and not enforced as it was originally intended. I submit that the same goes for any other constitution, as man is the measure of all things, and is, unfortunately, prone to hypocrisy. The arrogant, elitist criminals running the United States today are absolute proof of that.

Here, I was attempting to be polite, thinking that possibly the individual was a foreigner, and clearly pointed out that I was writing about the United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

Anonymous 20 March, 2014 20:38
Do you not think actual enforcement of said constitution would lead to a number of someones getting hurt, and does that not concern you in the least.

This remark is either stupid, contrived, or the individual does not understand the meaning of the word “enforcement” with regard to the Bill of Rights. Then again, perhaps he or she was serious, thinking that enforcement of the Bill of Rights would “hurt” the elitists and their jackbooted pigs, duly charged with keeping the rest of us in line.

Anonymous 20 March, 2014 20:49
You don’t think it’s been enforced? How much more enforcing needs to take place? How many years, how many tears? Curious.

This remark seems to prove that the individual is a cretin, considering that “enforcing” the Bill of Rights would lead to less “tears”, considering that the people’s rights would be respected by the authorities.

Conway 20 March, 2014 23:27
Apparently, you do not understand what I have written.

The Constitution of the United States of America is not being enforced, and people are suffering because of that. 

Liberty, freedom and the full exercise of individual rights are the objective of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. The elitists running this nation do not want that, and never did.

This needs no further explanation.

Conway 20 March, 2014 23:32
It’s definite – you do not understand what I have written at all, your reading comprehension skills are lacking. 

That, or you are deliberately trying to waste my time by posting a nonsensical argument. 

Have a good evening.

Strangely, I missed his second reply until a little later, and his/her latter remark convinced me that the individual was incapable of understanding the essay.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 04:59
No, Im the only one on here attempting to make sense of what the fick you’re saying. And talk to you. Again, it seems, the only one to do so.

It is obvious that the individual cannot make sense of what I was saying due to either not reading it, or not possessing the intellect to understand what I was relating. That, or he/she was simply fucking with me, which, after reflection, is probably the case. Notice the missing punctuation in the contraction; and the misspelled “fuck”. Then, the individual wrongfully assumed that I was interested in conversation with them, when the only thing I was and am interested in is having someone challenge or refute my position in the essay.

Conway 21 March, 2014 13:27
My dear Anonymous,

Okay, you asked for it.

Your poorly composed responses to my current polemical essay are little more than meaningless, incoherent drivel. Apparently you have not even read it, judging from your obtuse remarks. Further, I sincerely doubt that you could understand the article even if you did read it; I suspect that you do not have the intellectual capacity for such a task.

I candidly wager that you are some bizarre type of troll or perhaps a lower level NSA employee, too inept to even create a profile for reference, making a pathetic attempt to get a rise out of me for whatever reason. You are wasting your time, others have tried, and you have missed the mark by miles. 

Moving on, judging from your writing “style”, which I believe to be contrived, you are probably the same individual who showed up a few years back on the Wagist site and followed me here. If that is so, I suggest you find someone else to play with; so far I find you ignorant and quite unchallenging.

That said, I write for catharsis, not popularity; you are judging others by your own criteria, and have made an inaccurate value judgment with regard to my intention. Try the Hegelian Dialectic next time; I have instructed the reader how to employ that aspect of critical thinking in past essays.

My challenge to you and any other reader is to prove my assertions in the above and other essays as inaccurate, or “wrong”, and to prove such charges by using cited facts, historical precedent, and case law. If you can accomplish that – I wish you luck in doing so.

That is all I am after, period – nothing else matters here. 

If you cannot refute my position, simply say so, and move onto something else.



This needs no further explanation.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 13:41
You are the most unpleasant human being I’ve ever come across, and I truly regret ever given time amd money to you. The waste of a life was spent trying to give anything of value to you. Don’t contact me again. and go fucking die, you walking abortion.

Notice the extreme anger at my reply, which was not complimentary, yes, but my response was civil, for the most part. 

Then, as if I should care, the individual informed me that I was “the most unpleasant human being they had ever come across”. I wager he/she doesn’t get out very much, or lives in an asylum of sorts or perhaps a monastery. Then the poster goes on to write “I truly regret ever given time amd (sic) money to you”. Note the grammatical mistake as well; I suspect anger is ruling his or her thoughts, or perhaps the poster is simply uneducated. The time and money remark I find enigmatic, considering that the time involved in interacting with me was minuscule, and no exchange of specie was involved. Then, in a ridiculous attempt to manipulate the conversation, the poster wrote further incoherent drivel, telling me not to “contact them again”, which I never have, and ended their rant with sophomoric expletives.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 13:43
The waste of time comes from thinking that you actually had something of importance to say, and trying to make sense of it. I don’t plan on doing that again.

Whether my words are important remains to seen; notice the poor word usage in the beginning of the the poster’s sentence. It is fortunate that he/she didn’t plan on trying to make sense of the essay, as he or she is evidently incapable of making sense of much of anything, including having the ability to pour piss out of a boot, with the directions written on the heel.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 13:50
That means stay away from my friends and family too, creepy pathetic stalking freak.

This remark is thoroughly puerile. Apparently, it was meant to put me on the defensive; it actually made me laugh.

Conway 21 March, 2014 14:04
Please, go see a psychiatrist before you harm yourself, or others.

I actually meant that, the individual is obviously disturbed, judging from the “goofy” remarks so far. The disjointed, repetitive replies show that the poster has obsessive tendencies, and does not like being dismissed as irrelevant by anyone, even by an old fart like me who writes vitriolic polemical essays on an unknown blog for the sheer hell of it.

Conway 21 March, 2014 14:00
My dear Anonymous,

I never have contacted you – you contacted me. You could have avoided that by not bothering, but you insisted. Ergo, it is your fault that you are pissed off, and that I am laughing at you.

You have effortlessly proven my point before the entire world; you are an ignorant individual who doesn’t even recall the idiotic drivel that you have composed. With each post you make you bury yourself further; good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.

I also notice that you cannot refute one thing that I wrote in the essay – I win the argument by default, and you are defeated.

Further, you have never given time or money to me, you don’t know who I am and you never will, and as far as I am concerned, you can go fuck yourself, cretin.

Angry much?



My reply needs no further explanation.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 14:04
You got that right. I don’t . Don’t plan on spending anymore time and money to figure it out either. You forgot the stay the fuck away from me and my family, however, you creepy walking aberration. .

This individual, the subject, is a very young, lonely person, 18 to 25, tops; I seriously doubt that they have a family, unless it is “Mother and Dad”, in that order. 

If the poster is male – a classic, infantile deviate, Freudian Oedipus Complex is indicated, with probable sexual inexperience, other than occasional masturbation with dominatrix overtones and guilt feelings afterward; possible homosexual tendencies as well, subject’s attraction to men is subconscious, but evident, based on obsessive interaction and gravitation toward male or masculine figures.

If female, the subject is an overweight, rejected, easily orgasmic virgin, addicted to clitoral masturbation without penetration, due to guilt feelings; headed for spinsterhood due to unrealistic standards. Often sits quietly, unobserved, with the heel of her foot in her crotch, preferring one over the other dependent on dexterity for masturbation purposes, young male celebrities the object of her fantasies. 

Please note the clumsy, second attempt to put me on the defensive, with the childish ending of the reply.

My evaluation of the gender of subject: 93% chance that the poster is male, or perhaps an extremely masculine lesbian; intersex hermaphrodite possibility as well; XXY or XYY karyotype possible. Further remarks on the subject will refer to he/she exclusively as “he, his or him”.

Ethnicity undefinable at this time, suspected Caucasoid of southern European extraction.

Conway 21 March, 2014 14:09
You are the obtuse cretin who keeps making a fool of yourself – I’m actually enjoying this.

I’m laughing at you too – mentally ill individuals usually provoke laughter.

Incidentally – if you “know” me personally – what is my REAL NAME?



Yes, I was abusive toward the subject, as he was intent upon the delusional idea that he knew me personally, so the subject was challenged on that premise. Subject then became ambiguous, and then attempted to assign “supernatural” qualities to the object of his adversary. Paranoid delusion is evident. (See below, i.e. “Legion”)

Conway 21 March, 2014 14:13
Incidentally – I think I’ll do an article on YOU and your stupid remarks, posted en toto, with my responses, so the entire goddamned planet can see you for the absolute fucking idiot that you are.

Enjoy burying yourself further.

Have a nice day.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 14:19
Legion is your real name you fork toungued pig. Is this your newest incarnation? Wow this newest facet I doubt is going to make you the money your other fake fraudulent personas did.

Supernatural fantasies, based on Judeo-Christian and Muslim dogmas, 78% chance that subject is fundamentalist Christian, e.g., primitive Baptist, Pentecostal, or Seventh Day Adventist. 15% chance that subject is Muslim, possibly of Druze or Sufi sect; 5% chance that subject is of Jewish faith, i.e., orthodox Kabbalist. Sanity of subject now in question. Overall percentage estimate of fanatical religious belief: 98%. Spelling mistake noted, perhaps due to stupidity.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 14:22
Why not. You’ve al
Ready written about me, my family, my friends, not to mention how many other people you’ve stalked over the years. Go for it.

Subject now displays primitive fear/threat reaction, easily predictable, with regard to family, friends, et cetera; fabricated “threat” to dear ones noted and cataloged accordingly as a defensive posture. Subject continues to imply that I am a supernatural being from mythical place called hell, a creature named “Legion”, taken from New Testament Bible, likely KJV or Douai translation, subject’s reasoning based on archaic superstition. Please note the odd mistake in spelling  – “alReady”.

Anonymous 21 March, 2014 15:30
Put the other comments pig. I own your sorry evil ass and you know it.

Subject seems to think that old fart Conway is entirely devoted to him, and that my existence is dependent on his every word. Note the “pig” reference, either taken from my polemics, or perhaps employed from his personal, superstitious worldview. Percentiles have changed, if subject is fundamentalist Christian, a Seventh Day Adventist tops the probability, with Muslim Sufi coming second, and Jewish Orthodox third. Probability of subject being an atheist: less than one percent.

Conway 21 March, 2014 20:30
If you are indeed serious, and are not just mentally masturbating for some kind of puerile lark, you seem to delight in burying yourself. Alright; I’ll play your little game, though I do realize that you have a very limited capacity for debate, if one can call this unproductive series of ludicrous exchanges a debate.

For example, you have absolutely no idea as to who I am, and your ridiculous, inane replies reflect that fact. That noted – kindly tell me what my given name is, here, and in what State of the Union that I reside in, that is, if you “know” me so well, which you do not, and never will. You are being mendacious, in other words a liar, for someone of your limited intellect, and if you actually do believe that you know me, you are in fact delusional. Considering your words; I suggest a visit to a psychiatrist, coupled with appropriate doses of serotonin re-uptake inhibitors. Such compounds may prove effective for assisting you in dealing with your delusions – do you hallucinate as well?

Try lithium.

Further, your spelling is absolutely atrocious, and your grammar leaves a lot to be desired. You can barely compose a coherent sentence, and your obvious anger at my blithe dismissal of your ill-thought replies only makes the situation worse – for you. Incidentally, if you had even half a brain, you could easily find my given name and where I reside from various posts I have made over the Internet – I’ll give you a clue – the initials of my first and last name fall between the letters of “F” and “N” in the English alphabet.

Oh well, this may help increase your ire – I don’t care in the least of what you may think of me, and I dare you to make even one attempt to refute anything that I alleged in the article, which you cannot, due to not even understanding anything I have written. I actually find you entertaining, to a degree, and your remarks have made me laugh out loud. For that, I thank you.

Referring to your pathetic attempt at assigning personal nomenclature to an individual you will never meet – your laughable Biblical references from the Gospels of the New Testament only reveal you to be some variety of idiotic, dogmatic religious fanatic, who believes in silly, non-existent creatures like demons, angels, and gods. That is your problem, all the belief in the universe will not bring such entities into existence. Further, your foul mouth and ad hominem remarks make you a hypocrite, which is very typical of the “Christians” I have met, along with other mentally disturbed fanatics like Muslims.

Look for my article on you, exemplifying you and your words before the entire world as a drooling cretin.

Keep replying, you are only pouring gasoline on a fire. Warning: If your replies are not sufficiently obtuse, and entertaining, I will simply delete them and be done with you.

Have a good evening,


This post needs no further explanation.

Anonymous 22 March, 2014 05:00
You’re hardly one to prostelyze about hypocrisy, fraud. How did you make your money? Not by acting like the pig you portraying at the moment.

This post is probing, the subject is attempting to make me justify my position, without any compelling reason, ergo, observer ignored it. He cunningly asks about my livelihood; I have repeatedly stated that I built my position by servicing electronics in the past, along with trading equities in hard commodities. Then he compares me to a porcine creature, without having any effect, as I could not care less about his view of me. Refer to above analysis regarding the superstitious, with regard to pigs.

Conway 22 March, 2014 05:26
Ah yes, you are here – I am very glad of that, and I thank you very much for your response. You made me mentally cum with your latest inane reply; I am quite satisfied; I relish in your gross stupidity. Keep feeding me, you fucking idiot.

Your latest fecklessness easily passed my litmus test for both obtusity and entertainment; therefore I approved it. Fuck up and I will delete further replies and silence you at my leisure – you must pass my tests from now on.

As a public service, I will inform you when I decide to silence your squawkings, should you fail to be entertaining.

I have proven you for the utter superstitious fool that you are. I will even tell you the title of my post devoted to YOU: ” A Tale Told by an Idiot, Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing”.

You definitely signify nothing.

I have already written the outline, I’m simply waiting for you to post more entertainment; I’ve even posted another essay in the meantime, devoted to your moronic, inept, megalomanical nigger jackanapes.

Please, I appeal to you, keep burying yourself, I’m loving it.

Kind Regards,


Anonymous 22 March, 2014 06:21
I know the name you’ve decided to adopt, after challenging me to read your lanced, puss filled posts. It is however, not the name I originally associate with you, is it.

The adjectival definition of the the word “asshole” defines the subject’s idiotic post, with allusions to “Legion” again; note how the subject uses a repeated “s” in his clumsy attempt to spell “pus”, a purulent exudation of dead bacteria and white blood cells from a common abscess.

Conway 22 March, 2014 14:16

I’m sorry, but your latest post, which I published for you, was completely obtuse, though not sufficiently entertaining. Therefore, I am forced to do something that I have never done before on this blog – I shall no longer approve further comments from you.

You have written enough to enable me to easily identify your peculiar prose, and even if you attempt to alter it, I will still be able to recognize, and delete it. Let’s just say that I have a patented “moron detector”, and leave it at that.



With great regret, I had to do this – I enjoy sparring with people, but even I have to draw a line somewhere – the poster is a delusional religious fanatic, probably an insane, fucking idiot, not worth my time.

Predictably, the attracted, obsessed, latent homosexual dummy had to post yet another inane rant – which I refused to approve; my stipulations binding on me as well, but I shall post them here for continuity, to show him for the fool that he is:

How apt. Free speech further limited by you, While you prattle away at the rights this country no longer affords people. And angry that once upon a time you felt That i limited free speech. All while having a fit that I dared try talking to you. Typical. Don’t worry, you too have a pattern that seems to be your m.o. 

Conway’s take: Sour grapes from Aesop’s Fables. Notice the ridiculous capitalization errors. The subject in question, a feckless idiot, doesn’t even understand the concept of “free speech” as defined by the Constitution of the United States of America. Free Speech applies to GOVERNMENTS, not individual people, or businesses. I reserve the right to refuse to publish the inane replies of morons, using my patented “moron detector”, and our friend anonymous is the absolute epitome of a fucking moron with the collective intellect of a ten pound bag of russet potatoes.

In fairness, I will give the deviant subject, an obviously obsessed, insane individual, a chance to reply, but only on this post – any remarks on earlier or forthcoming essays will be summarily deleted.

Go ahead, subject, I guarantee that you will have free reign here, to refute my analysis of YOU – I give you my word as a man that I will publish whatever you have to say, at MY LEISURE, but only on this particular post. Beware that I will slap you down accordingly with each post that you make. Take my bait, you goddamned fool – come on, you cowardly pussy, I DARE YOU to fuck with me – I will DESTROY YOU, with no holds barred. When you do not respond, as I flawlessly predict, I will repeatedly make note of that too in later essays.

Analysis and prognosis: Subject Anonymous is a goddamned deranged, delusional fruitcake and a dangerous, superstitious freak, who should be confined indefinitely in an institution, to ensure the safety of others.

ADDENDUM: The lunatic took my bait, and posted further absurdities, as follows:

Get it through your fucking head, you evil fucking stalking pig. I’m not your fucking dog, go fuckiñg die, diseased piece of shit. Stay gone from me and my family. 

You ARE my dog, motherfucker – bark for me, then heel. If I decide to become charitable, I’ll order you to fetch a dried up turd on my back lawn shat from the ass of my trained ocelot. Be nice, or I’ll order you to fetch fresh turds shat from the asses of my Boudreaux bulldogs.

The subject is indeed dangerous – he is delusional, and should be forcibly confined before he hurts himself or others.

Kind Regards,


More Incompetence from the Arrogant, Inept, Idiotic Jackanapes

March 22, 2014

Between trading stocks, sparring with imbeciles and creating vicious polemics ripping apart the Bill of Rights, proving them for the absolute lies that they are, I have gleefully watched the obtuse, narcissistic eight-ball, Barack “jackanapes” Obama, make a complete fool of himself across the entire goddamned planet. His feckless sidekicks, Dolt Biden and Frankenstein Kerry, have only added to the hilarity, completely powerless to do anything about their new Lex Luthor – Vladimir Putin, who marched the Russian Army unopposed onto the Crimean peninsula, an area important to Russian interests, and none of the business of the meddling United States.

Outclassed in every maneuver, Jackanapes Obama, an oafish dilettante so far out of his league that he might as well be governing from Pluto, has been definitively shown for the two-faced hypocrite that he is by Putin and company. The moolie, continuing the idiotic actions of dunderhead George W. Bush, has armies still sitting in Afghanistan, with lesser forces parked in Iraq; we bombed Libya in 2011, and still have armed forces in South Korea, Germany and Japan, among other places. Frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog, warlord Obama even wanted to bomb Syria, assisting our “enemies” in Al-Qaeda to overthrow Bashir al-Assad, for whatever INSANE reason. In a clear example of “do as I say and not as I do”, the hypocritical jackanapes started mouthing off about how “wrong” Putin and his cohorts are, apparently due to the US wearing “white hats”, while the Russians sport black astrakhans. Double standards nauseate me, but when considering the dismal ethical record of US politicians, especially over the past century, I am not surprised in the least at their hypocritical actions.

After Mr. Putin annexed Crimea, with the population overwhelmingly approving, exercising their right of SELF-DETERMINATION, the inept jackanapes decided to impose meaningless “personal sanctions”, whatever they are or may be, on select members of Putin’s cabinet, together with other cronies, in a dubious attempt to “punish” them for not kowtowing to his shrill demands. So, what does any of that mean – that Putin can’t use Netflix or his American Express card? Further, exactly what items does the United States produce that Russia or any of its citizens would need, or even want?

The answer is – NOTHING. Russia doesn’t need the United States for anything; neither does China, for that matter. With the United States becoming increasingly irrelevant in world affairs, US politicians must employ every conceivable tactic to ensure their continued hegemony upon the rest of the world – even in affairs that are absolutely NONE of our fucking business. Now the jackanapes’ rhetoric is becoming even more ridiculous, making idle threats with regard to “economic sanctions”.

EARTH TO JACKANAPES OBAMA: Russia does not need us, and just because we don’t buy their borscht doesn’t mean that their market will dry up – there are plenty of other buyers, and your silly economic sanctions will accomplish NOTHING AT ALL. Perhaps that will be the crowning achievement of an Administration that has accomplished NOTHING of value since entering office, other than wasting trillions of dollars, and eroding the rights of the American people – just wait until Russia decides to dump our worthless T-Bills – gold, silver and oil will go to the MOON.

The Russians countered in a cynical tit-for-tat, barring nine soft-palmed, elitist gangsters from entering Russia – elected criminals like senile John McCain, crooked Harry Reid, drunk John Boehner, Robert Menendez, Mary Landrieu, and Daniel Coates, along with three of Obama’s closest, brown-nosed sycophants. I wouldn’t want pieces of shit like that in my nation either, unfortunately we are stuck with those amoral, self-serving bastards – I say bravo to the Russians.

Here’s the list of banned criminals:

All that noted, Jackanapes Obama’s impotent attempt at intimidation has only elicited LAUGHTER from his Russian adversaries, and the Russians know that America has no stomach for starting World War Three over something as trivial as the Crimean peninsula.

I’m laughing too – like a jackal.



A Nation, Founded on LIES – Part Three UPDATE

March 20, 2014

It was my intent to post this as an addendum to the original post, but those few who may have already read it are unlikely to re-read it, and the following incident is very important with regard to my contention, and proven factual assertion – that the Third Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America is a goddamned, motherfucking lie. Therefore, I will post this information separately; I was made aware of the following disgusting event via an email sent to me by a supporter over my private address. I must confess that I was remiss in my research, not having noticed that a contemporaneous example of my contention was available to display for my readers. Oh well, I’m an old bastard; meaner than a goddamn rattler and twice as deadly, but I am fallible too – perhaps I’m growing senile.

That brings us to a current example of Third Amendment violations by the powers that be, courtesy of my supporter, not that it really means anything, considering that the Third Amendment has not been “incorporated” against the States: The case of Mr. Anthony Mitchell, et al, of 367 Eveningside Avenue, Henderson Nevada 89012. I woefully submit that this case will go nowhere, due to the cunning machinations of shysters and historical precedent, just like when I was dubbed a “drug dealer” – for simply carrying MY MONEY on MY PERSON. Yes, I will NEVER forget that, for as long as I live – ALL cops are PIGS, and I laugh like a goddamned jackal whenever any of them are killed, for whatever reason.

On 10 July 2011, at 10:45 AM, porcine swine called Anthony Mitchell and stated they needed to commandeer his domicile to facilitate the arrest of a “domestic violence” suspect at an unspecified domicile adjacent to his domicile. Mitchell refused, as was his right, and hung up the phone, confident that his home was his castle, and inviolable by by the authorities.

He was WRONG.

Suck on these links – go ahead, tell me I’m a fucking liar, I have yet to get even ONE missive refuting my assertions that our “rights” are LIES:

I did not write the above articles – oh well, either everyone is a coward, or no one can refute my assertions that the entire Bill of Rights is a goddamned, motherfucking LIE, not worth the parchment it was written on.

Returning to the case:

Shortly thereafter, near noon, five jackbooted SWAT thugs showed up at Mr. Anthony Mitchell’s house, and beat on his door in the name of the law, demanding that he “open up” for the duly sworn, armed gangsters. Undaunted by the lack of a response, as Mr. Mitchell was on the phone, conversing with his parents, they broke his door down with a battering ram in the name of baseball, hot dogs, and apple pie. Entering his home after the door was smashed down, the armed invaders drew guns on him and ordered him to the floor of his home, while calling him a rube, motherfucker, or cocksucker, or whatever pigs currently use to intimidate their victims – all in the name of freedom, of course. Rubbing it in, the arrogant, victorious gestapo freebooters pepper sprayed him, while he was helpless and prone on the floor, in the name of Chevrolet. Then they did the same fucking thing to his hapless dog, perhaps in the name of Mack Trucks, you know – the “bulldog” ornament sitting on the hoods of highway tractors of that American brand name.

Drunk on their power, the duly sworn, badged pirates then “arrested” Mr. Mitchell, for “obstructing an officer” and dragged him from his home to their pigsty, in the name of Betsy Ross, George Washington, and Chairman Mao. Strike the Ross and Washington invocations, as fucking Chairman Mao only apples in this case. Then they fucked up his furniture, and set up their “command post”, so they could conduct “surveillance” on the nearby domicile of the “domestic violator”.

Meanwhile, pigs also invaded the backyard of 362 Eveningside Avenue, Henderson, Nevada, 89012, home of Mr. Michael Mitchell, and his wife Linda, parents of Mr Anthony Mitchell. Mrs. Mitchell answered, and the duly sworn pirates demanded entry. Mrs Mitchell refused, and the pigs shoved her aside and entered her domicile in the name of freedom. Dragging her from her home, one pig began “searching” though her purse for “evidence”, without a warrant, as is specified by the Fourth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, which is a “right” incorporated against the States by the Warren Supreme Court, in the case Mapp vs. Ohio, 367 U.S. 643 (1961).

Then the pigs wandered about the latter Mitchell’s “compound”, searching for whatever, consumed potables within, dumped contents from their refrigerator to the floor of their kitchen, and QUARTERED theirselves within the domicile.

Mr. Michael Mitchell, father of Anthony Mitchell, was “arrested” as well, and ferried to the pigsty in an oink-mobile. Both were “booked” for “obstructing an officer”. Father Michael Mitchell and and son Anthony were held for nine hours of their mortal fucking lives for no legitimate goddamned reason at all, by jackbooted PIRATES, who think it is their RIGHT to be obnoxious, bullying assholes, and who think they have the RIGHT to threaten anyone who gets in their way – with abuse, arrest, or even death.

Curiously enough, all charges against the Mitchells were dropped, as anyone with half a fucking brain knows they would have been acquitted anyway by a voir dired jury of their peers. The pigs tried to offer that in exchange for not being sued, as when I beat the “drug dealer” charges leveled against me – a judge actually telling a vociferous pig to shut up after he had adjudicated the case. Then the all-powerful State told me that unless I signed a form absolving them of all wrongdoing, they would simply STEAL my money that they took from me and I would have no recourse. It was a considerable sum in those days and I needed it for operating capital at my business. I could have sued but it would have taken years, and I would have received essentially the same amount after legal fees. One bird in hand is worth two in the bush, so I signed and reclaimed my hard-earned bucks from those fucking pirates. They still got away with stealing the tools out of my beat-up old rusty junker, toolbox and all. Yes, I have always driven used pieces of shit, new vehicles are not worth the capital invested; it is more prudent to invest surplus cash in equities.

I vividly recall the cloudy day when my funds were returned, they had offered a check earlier – I DEMANDED my CASH. My mouthpiece, a hook-nosed kike, told me that “a state check is the same as cash”. I said no, and that I wanted my money that they had taken from me. The next day, my funds were returned, in cash, sans a silver certificate which had been given to me decades earlier by my grandfather.

The Assistant State’s Attorney was there; he looked like the veritable personification of a limp-wristed, cocksucking fairy. As he handed me my funds, he said, “I’m sure you got this money by illegal means.” 

I frowned and replied, “Fuck you, douchebag.” 

My kike mouthpiece said, “You can’t talk to him that way – he’s the Assistant States Attorney!”

I looked at my lawyer, who had already been paid, and replied, “The fact that I just did proves that I can.” I then got up and left, and never spoke to that fawning, kike bastard again.

I’ll tell you one thing, reader – if I EVER get my revenge on them, it won’t be pretty. Like Roman Emperor Carinus, I would hunt those bastards down and then coldly crucify those nazi pigs, and laugh beneath their blood-soaked crosses as they died in exquisite agony, like a latter day Vlad the Impaler. I don’t forget, and I never forgive. I am not a Christian, and I am the one who will “take vengeance upon mine enemies”, given the chance. Incidentally, I have NO criminal record, unless you want to count a few “traffic tickets”, for having the unmitigated audacity to drive around in an ancient, rusted out, oil belching refugee from a goddamned car crusher.

Returning to the Mitchell case – does any of the above matter? No, the pigs didn’t fucking care, just like with my case of decades ago, and neither does our corrupt government that facilitates them. All they are interested in is POWER, and CONTROL over the PEOPLE. They don’t care whose “rights” are violated, as the Constitution is only sophistry; words on a page, written by man, and thus cannot enforce itself. The cunning monsters running this bankrupt joint know this, and so do I – toilet paper has more value; at least it is good for wiping shit from asses of either sex or clinging drops of piss from dripping cunts, whereas the Constitution is perhaps useful for lining birdcage floors, and little else.

My prognostication on the above case:

It will be quickly decided in the favor of the plaintiffs first; then appealed by the defendants and reversed by an appellate court in favor of the defendants, then it will be appealed to SCOTUS by the plaintiffs. SCOTUS will either refuse to hear the case, which is my wager, or will decide in the favor of the defendants, to maintain the status quo.

I would bet all that I own, to ANY gamester, double or nothing, that the Mitchells will LOSE their case in the end.

That’s “justice” for you, drone – get used to it, and kneel to your esteemed betters like the common serf that you are.

The elitists relishing in their Pyrrhic victory, soon after that, the United States of America will be wracked by insurrection, civil war, and revolution – a literal BLOODBATH – who the fuck knows how it will turn out, and who really cares? I don’t; I submit that anything, anarchy, libertarianism, communism, national socialism, or actually IMPLEMENTING the original CONSTITUTION of the United States of America, as INTENDED, is better than a laughable, fraudulent nation based on LIES, and run by CRIMINALS.

Then again, during the “dark time” the United States could be invaded and destroyed by outside influences; that’s what you get for ARROGANCE and DECADENCE. In that case, America will get what it DESERVES.

If the former scenario prevails, I truly hope that I live to see it, along with the attendant show trials of those defeated – and it won’t be those who started the insurrection, I assure you. Those with nothing to lose have everything to gain, history has proven that repeatedly. Three percent of the populace can topple this illegitimate regime, and send it to the flaming hell where it belongs. Sheer force of will shall triumph in the coming reckoning, and blood will run in the streets.

I plan to laugh manically at our “betters”, to their goddamned faces if I can, before they receive the vicious justice they deserve.



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